And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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