So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I think I just sharted jello shots
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
