ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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