I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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