just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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