you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Found your dick twin last night
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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