In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?