GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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