the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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