I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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