she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Oh god it's open bar.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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