No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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