Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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