The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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