after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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