you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Pooping to opera.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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