For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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