She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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