there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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