Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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