If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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