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Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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