D3 body, D1 cock
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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