Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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