we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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