i can't believe i had my finger in that
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
last night I used snow as a chaser
A bitchslap is in order.
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