we have officially lost it.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
