The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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