we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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