Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
then he tried to convert me to islam
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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