Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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