I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
wow bdsm is so cute
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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