We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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