doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
it wasn't lemon gatorade
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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