Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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