you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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