I want you more than these girls want KFC
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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