he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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