Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Randomize
