So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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