My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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