U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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