o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Randomize