yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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