I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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