u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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