We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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