im gay
i know
yea but for you.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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