return my video game
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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