Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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