He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Randomize
