dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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