I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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