Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up

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the bitch is dead man

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YOUR DOG DIED?

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no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.

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(907): View more from Alaska

so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?

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(210): View more from Texas

I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.

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(813): View more from Florida

i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.

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(817): View more from Texas

You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go

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(661): View more from California

I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it

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(916): View more from California

If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?

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