His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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