It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
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He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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