ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
