You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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