Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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